Do you roll into a tight ball when disturbed? Do you have a hard outer shell protecting your sweet vulnerable insides? Do you dry out easily in adverse conditions? Me too! What are the odds, meeting a fellow terrestrial crustacean on a page like this! Man, it feels good to hang with another chitinous invertebrate. Wait, you were speaking metaphorically? Oh. Well this is awkward.

This Pillbug Roly-poly has magnets so that it can roll up! A bug and a ball in one? What could be better!